Monday , August 21 2017

karwa such

Bivi nay shohar koi bht naaz or nakhray dikhaty huye pocha: “ main 40 sal ki to nahi lagti hon” Shohar nay bay sakhta jawab dia: “ ha nab to nahi lagti magar kch saal pehaly tum such main 40 sal ki hi lgti thin”.

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Brilliant students

Ustaad nay ek shagird say kaha, papers nazdeeq hain koi sawal pochna ho to poch lo, Student: Janab paper main kon kon say sawal aa rhay hain ???

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Begam ki Chapal ka size

Ek sahib bht pareshani ki halat main shoes shop mn enter huye aur kaha: Mujhay ek zanana chappal chahye, Shopkeeper: Number btayen Coustomer: Wo to main bhool gya hon Shopkeeper: To phir naap day dijye Coustomer: Haaan naap……….. yaad aya wo meri qameez k pechay chapel ka nishan mojod hoga …

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Love of a scientist

Ek scientist apni wife sy : Main tumhari birthday par is bar tmko ek bht nayab gift donga, Wife: Hi ALLAH ap  kitnay achy hain na, wesay ap kya gift daingay mujhay??? Scientist: Main nay ek new jarasim daryaft kea hai , uska name tumhary naam par rakh donga.

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Pakistani love

ek aashiq nay apni mehbooba say kaha k agar tum nay mujh say shadi na ki to main 100 manzila bulding say jump kar k apni jan day donga, Mehboob: Magar puray shehar main to 100 manzila building to koi hai hi nai , sab sy unchi building bhi sirf …

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Mufta party

Scotland kay ek shehar main TMA walon nay ye elan kea k tamam sherion ki sehat ka jaiza lainay k lye ek commission banaya gaya hai, shehrion say guzarish hai k is mukam par pohanch kar apna apna xray krayen. Magar koi bhi us xray center tak na pohanch saka, …

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ehsas e kanwara pan

Bv apnay shohar say: Jab bhi aap kisi larki ko dekhtay hain to dekhtay hi rehtay hain, Kya ap ye bhool jaty hain k aap shadi shuda hain? Shohar: Us hi waqat to ye ehsas shiddat sy jagta hai.

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Safai program

Ek sahib ko khana khanay k bad unglian chatnay ki bohot buri adat thi, Ek bar ek bht aala dawat main khana khanay k bad unho nay apni unglian chaatna shuru ki, ye dekh kar sath baithay huye aadmi nay apna hath bhi aagay barha dia or bola: “zara isko …

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Wife husband chor chor

Husband apni wife sy : Meray dost chaye par aa rhy hain , tum jaldi sy saman yani k guldan, jootay chupa do. Wife: Kyon? Kya tumhary dost chor hain ?? Husband: Nahi, nahi, main darta hon k kahin wo apna apna saman pehchan na lain

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Kabil e reham

Do dost ek building ki daswin manzil par rehtay thy, ek din wo ghar aye to unko maloom hua k light gai hui hai or lift bhi band hai, seerhion say daswin manzil tak jany k khayal sy hi donon pareshan ho gye mgr martay kya na kartay. Donon nay …

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